I've made an apparently mundane observation that I've discussed overly in depth with some of my guy-friends (yeah that's what we call each other). Why do women get more attractive as the weather improves? It always happens, probably all around the world; fall, meh, winter--ugly, spring--better, summer--to hell with the indoors.
I proposed some theories in many a buzzed rant:
1. Its warm out, witch means more women outside in the first place and more women means more attractive ones. (aka, hibernation hypothesis.)
2. It's warm out, therefor, more men outside to notice the attractive women who were always outside and just not being seen by us.
3. Warmth equals less clothes. Many attractive women bundled up are harder to notice as layers conceal curves. (Theory dis proven, as I've seen many women in short shorts and tank tops even when it is freezing outside) (aka, Relativity theory...right)
4. The sun generally makes people more attractive on both sides. More vitamin D makes the males of the species more optimistic and less likely to think everything under an overcast light is ugly. The sun makes people look better, girls get all tan, wear less clothes, get more exercise, and all that other good stuff. Winter means fat and pale and tired looking., usually.
These are all my current working theories. I've heard all these and more from guys. What about girls? How can I say this in the most scientific way possible...What makes you girls better looking in the spring and summer?
Yeah, that'll do.
Still sides with (3)
ReplyDeleteyea, i mostly with 3 and partially 4
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